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ARBITER UNITED
AU is a corporation prospering in a world that has been ravaged and torn by conflict, hate, and crime (and greedy corporations looking to profit from conflict hate and crime).
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THE MIGHT OF AU
THIS CITY DEPENDS ON...
YOU
We are an independently operated entity that strives to bring order and quality law enforcement services to the city of San Paro.
Unlike the other "rag-tag" Enforcer groups roving the streets, we have provided structure and organization to our followers. AU is no believer in corporate propaganda or even oppressive private military arms of the company. Just good, clean, wholesome business with as little privatized shock troops and riot squads as possible.
So remember citizen, the next time someone tells you to "fight the power!"... remember to politely tell them, "No, the power has our best interest in mind and will do everything possible to make our lives more comfortable and pleasant."
SPOONING IN THE WORKPLACE UP 62%
AU employees urged to prevent law suits and strange rashes by reviewing company policies
AU - San Paro Branch
AU not responsible or liable for death, destruction, disembowlment, traumatic disorders, loss of limb, loss of eyesight, abnormal growths or any other injuries resulted from AU officers operating in your area.
